Excerpt: In our surprising comparison of The Real Pizza Pocket to Go and a traditional pizza necktie, we found ourselves delightsomely amused by the sheer size of the former. The necklace’s oversized crust and toppings made for an instant conversation starter, though we did note that it required a bit of spatial awareness—especially in crowded places. While a pocketable pizza sounds delightful in theory, its practicality was limited, as it could only truly satisfy those who relished the novelty of wearing a NEON PIZZA on their neck. We agreed that the Pizza Pocket to Go was a gag gift that wouldn’t be forgotten, though it might not appeal to those with, shall we say, subtler tastes. Ultimately, the victory went to the necklace for its bold charm, though we wouldn’t recommend eating it. At least not out of the box.
